Humor: The Children Say...

Alittle girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal
its throat was very small. 
The little  girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it  was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. 

  AKindergarten teacher was
observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.  

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she
asked what the
drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused
and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like'.
Without missing a
beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute'.

   ASunday school
teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and
six year olds. 

After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy
Mother, she
asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat
our brothers and sisters?' 

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered,
'Thou shall not kill.' 

  One day a little girl was
sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen
sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.  

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are
some of your hairs white, Mum?' 

 Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do
something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and
then said,
'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

    The children had all
been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them
each to buy a copy of the group picture. 

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
grown up and
say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the
teacher,
she's dead.' 

  Ateacher was giving a
lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the
matter clearer, she said,
'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know,
would run into
it, and I would turn red in the face.'