Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.



2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A

man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot not try to understand her at

all.



5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.-- Nandakumar