For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously..

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I sure don't! If I didn't laugh, I'd be dead a long

time ago...

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"For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously..."



1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set

2. A day without sunshine is like, night

3. On the other hand, you have different

fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar

territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on

the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad

name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a

parallel universe.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything

you say will be misquoted, then used against

you.

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be

without sponges.

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11. Remember half the people you know are below

average.

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how

popular it remains?

13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into

jet engines.

18. The early bird may get the worm, but the

second mouse gets the cheese.

19. I drive way too fast to worry about

cholesterol.

20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.

21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect

it back.

22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her

friends?

23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in

37 states.

24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made

of.

25. The only substitute for good manners is fast

reflexes.

26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some

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