The difference
between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a
perfect solvent:
It dissolves
marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a
fine for doing well.
Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have:
The older she gets,
the more interested he becomes in her.
There are two kinds
of people who don't say much:
those who are quiet
and those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol
kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a
hurry ?
Alcohol and
calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive
One nice
thing about egotists:
They don't talk
about other people.
There was a man who
said,
"I never knew what
happiness was until I got married...
and then it was too
late
Before
marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the
'Y' becomes silent.
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