Non-Veg Jokes !!

Man asks a wish to DEVIL. "Pls make me such a thing that i suck blood of all the beautiful women in this world".

Devil said "AMEN" and Immediately man turned to CARE FREE ( Sanitary Napkin).

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

'2 inches more & I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'

 

Gujju women at chawpati stall.

First Lady: Mane Chat.

Second Lady : Mane Ragado.

Third Lady: Pehllun Chat Ane Pache Ragado
 

Boy : if I press your b**bs n run wat u will think ?

Girl: I will think "ek bewakof jo puri car chala sakta tha, sirf horn baja ker bhag gaya"

A very Sexy & attractive Female Employee meets her Boss & says, "Sir, would you mind removing something from my BREAST"

Boss: Anything for U..

Female Employee: Your f*cking Eyes, Sir!

 

What is the Similarity between Audio Cassatte and a Woman?

They can be Played from both Sides……..

Women's Life is very Hard

Morning: Wash Clothes,
Afternoon: Dry Clothes,
Evening: Iron Clothes,
Night: Remove Clothes,
Mid Night: Search Clothes

Whats the difference between Hook in Cricket and Hook of Bra?

One sends ball out of the boundary and Other keeps balls within the boundary.
 

A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.

Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections


Secret of long life

Morning two eggs,
evening two pegs

......and night two legs

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!