Jokes n SMS

Jokes n SMS

WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."

It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever



A Gal wears Blue bra
Boy Sings : Nile Nile Amber Pe
2nd Day She Wears a Red Bra
Boy : Lal CHadi maidam Khadi
3rd Day She without Bra
Boy:Do bechare Bina Sahare...............



5 Rules of Girls:
1-Luv me Dont Touch Me
2-Touch Me dont Kiss me
3-Kiss me Dont FUCK me
4-Fuck me Dont Forget me
5-Forget me dont Tell others




Once a Rich Man Asked Poor Man - Sex Mehnat hai ya Mazaa
Poor man replied- Jarur Maza Hoga, Mehnat hoti to Aap wo B Hamse Karwate !


Hindi Class mein Masterji ki pant ki zip Khuli dekh kar ladkiyan jor se hasne lagi
Master Bole : Jyada Ha ha hi to bahar bikal kar khada kar dhoonga..........

Sham Diyo se sajaye baithe hai, Khushbu hatho pe lagaye baithe hai,
Hamari diwangi to dekho unhe raat ko aana hai,
Hum Dopahar se hi CONDOM Lagaye Baite hai..........



Mallika sherawat k Marne k baad Uski Kabar pe kya likha Hoga ?

Guess?

Guess?

Saali Pehli Bar Akheli Soyi Hai"




Tunhara CHut Kitna Bada Hai?
1-Tumhara Ek Ungli Pura Andhar Jaata Hai,
2-Do Ungli
3-Teen Ungli
4-Char Ungli
5-Paanch Ungli
(Pura Haath )
Answer me Promptly,
if u dont know then check & reply, but reply is must ! After Ur Reply I'll tell U !




Sardar : Uff yeh Roz -Roz Condom lagane K Chakkar me to pareshan ho gaya .
Sardarni : Tussi Lamination Kyun Nahi karwa Lete !




Friends R like Innerwear, Always Near U:
Gud Friends R like COmdoms, Always Protect U:
But Best Friends R Like BRA
Lift U wen ur Down.............



God Asked a Civil Engineer- Wat mistake did I made in Designing A Woman?
Engg: Sir Entertainment Area Is Very Close to Drainage System !



Sardar Baal Kholkar Ladies Ghus Gaya.
Ek Aurat Ne Pucha Behan Kounsa Mahina Hai?
Sardar : 10 wa
Aurat Tabhi Bachche K 1 Tang Bahar Aaya!!!!!