Humor ...............To Brighten Up

Humor ...............To Brighten Up

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? " Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! "

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What's the difference between people
who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn't work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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A little boy went up to his father and asked :
" Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "
His father replied :
" Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. "

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Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
"Paul seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "
The mother wrote back the next day :
" If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father ! "